Rename the Lame Name Dessert Game!


Contest time! Name my birthday dessert and get a cookbook!

I bake myself a birthday cake each year because I love sugar, I love to bake, and I always want something so strange that no one else wants to bake it. Last year it was a Smores Cake Roll, a complicated recipe from In the Sweet Kitchen, my favorite baking book of the moment. Graham cracker sheet cake, marshmallow filling, chocolate ganache. Woooof.

This year I’m making a recipe from an old friend. It’s a meringue shell egg whitesenriched with toasted pecans, chocolate chips and Ritz cracker crumbs, baked to dry it out and firm it upbaked shell, then filed with strawberries in sweetened whipped cream.nutberry pie with chips Deliciousness itself.

But it needs a new name. It’s true that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but it wouldn’t sell as well. This dessert has two names, and neither describes it well. My friend’s family has always called Chocolate Nut Berry Pie, which is unappealing as a potential flavor combination. Also, this dessert is only a pie in the sense that it’s in a pie plate.

The other name is its original name, given by one of the cookbook greats, maybe Marian Burros or Fannie Farmer or Marian Cunningham. She called it Pinch Pie. Also not a good fit — it’s not a pie, and you can’t make it in a pinch, because it includes fresh strawberries, nuts, soda crackers, whipped cream and pecans.

This dessert needs to sound as beautiful as it tastes.

See the dilemma? What can we call it?

 



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20 Comments

  1. kate, May 23, 2008:

    Whipped strawberry delight? Pecan Meringue Berry Tart? Cracked Pecan Strawberry Treat? Sorry, I’m terrible at this - good luck, I’ll be curious to see what you can come up with.

  2. Claudia (cook eat FRET), May 23, 2008:

    pecan meringue chocolate and strawberry torte

    if i had a restaurant that’s what i’d be
    but i hate things that are too cute and catchy
    because i am a bore

    i’m thinking lesley or ceeelcee are witty and will come up with the perfect name

    no pressure, guys

  3. Lesley, May 24, 2008:

    Man, I don’t know, but it sounds good and rich. Chocolate Strawberry Cream Torte is about the best I can do. I know that if I saw that name in a cookbook, I’d certainly stop to look at the recipe!

  4. Sarah, May 26, 2008:

    Strawberry Dream Meringue Cake? Torte would work, but is it actually a torte? I’m not sure I know the definition of a torte. Layers? I couldn’t find a way to add the nuts and chocolate without making it too long.

  5. Sarah, May 27, 2008:

    “Hey, You, Get Off of My Cloud” Berry ChocolateTorte.

  6. cindy, May 28, 2008:

    friendship stawberry chocolate dream

  7. admin, May 28, 2008:

    Oh these are great — keep them coming, cuz the contest lasts all week while I pick the appropriate cookbook for the skilled and talented winner.

  8. La Rêveuse, May 29, 2008:

    I would call it something like Gitchyurhanzoffmai pie. Heh.

  9. Meredith, May 29, 2008:

    Chocolate meringue with fresh berry cream

  10. Terri, May 29, 2008:

    How about Pink Passion?

  11. Crystal, May 29, 2008:

    Strawberry mousse in a chocolate chip cookie meringue shell or any variation on that

  12. Suzanne, May 29, 2008:

    Chocolate Berry Dream
    or
    Chocolate Berry Dream with Pecan Crumb Crust
    or
    Chocolate, Pecan & Strawberry Meringue Pie

  13. mamacita, May 29, 2008:

    I think you should name it Pink Loves Brown or Pink and Brown Pudding. [Pudding in the English sense, ya know?]

  14. Alysa, May 29, 2008:

    “It’s The Ritz” Creamy Chocolate and Berry cake/torte/pie (choose whichever best describes the dessert)

    It looks yuuummmyyy! Good luck with the naming.

  15. Sanne, May 29, 2008:

    Strawberry-Merengue Chocolate-Graham Creation :)

  16. Ivon, May 30, 2008:

    Chocolate Strawberry Delight,
    Chocolate Strawberry Whipped Delight,

  17. Amy in TN, May 30, 2008:

    Scrumptous Sweet Strawberry Surprise — the surprise ingredient — soda crackers!

  18. admin, May 30, 2008:

    Wow — these are so good! So creative. You can enter as often as you have a good idea, so keep ‘em coming!

  19. cordelia, May 30, 2008:

    I like Sarah’s suggestion: “Hey, You, Get Off of My Cloud”

  20. admin, June 2, 2008:

    Cindy? Anyone know how to get “ahold” of Cindy? She’s one of the winners and her link isn’t working.

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